nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
someone is sleeping on the couch
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
A young Walt Disney drawing Mickey Mouse.
"I only hope that we don’t lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse."
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy